TIME CRUSHING!

Time, the one thing we never have enough of. I’m forever working to organize my life in more efficient way’s in order to get the most out of it.

I even walk faster then I used to, in fact, I’ve added the combined ability of not only walking and talking, I can simultaneously chew gum, wave a puffed cancer stick using sign language in multiple tongues listening to the radio as I send text messages while driving my Audi at excessive speeds sipping my coffee!

Knowing this kind of behaviour leads to an early grave, all I can say is....they don’t call me "Magic Mike" for nothing! No..seriously, I realize the extreme implications of multi tasking myself into oblivion, but the truth is, I don’t care! Time is not on my side, it never has been. That’s not to say I haven’t tried to "reason" with it because Lord knows I have, if you don’t believe me, just drive past my house at any hour and you will notice me in the front yard yelling at the open sky! If you think that’s bad, come by on the weekends, I have clock crushing parties in back yard and yes, real sledge hammer’s are involved! Ever seen an alarm clock fly through the air in pieces, it’s one of those "once in a lifetime" events!

To make matter’s worse, time even seems to be speeding up! Ever wake up at 8:00am just to turn around and notice half the day’s gone by and all you did was eat breakfast and pet the cat? I’ve even had day’s when rolling over to get some sleep was the only option I had after the alarm went off because taking a morning leak would take to long and the day would be over so why bother, might as well do it tomorrow.

It’s amazing to me how long it takes just to do the basics, like eating breakfast or paying a bill, running to the post office or buying groceries, much less going to work while simultaneously starting a business, my gosh, who has the time? That’s why my new buzz word is Automation! Yup, my goal in life now is to automate everything! I want to come home and have the garage door open with music starting to play while the lights turn on with coffee made and food waiting on the table in front of the window so I can watch the lawn get mowed while the clothes are drying. If I could, I would even have someone sleep for me so I don’t have to wake up to the noise of the alarm clock sending out that ear piercing chill that makes me want to shatter glass with my bare hands.

I truly believe the key is organization. Simply knowing what I must do is not enough, if I can plan it out, think ahead on the details in a preemptive fashion, success will quickly find me.

Speaking of time, that’s all for now, I have to get some sleep before work and if I hurry I might be able to close my eye’s long enough to actually see the inside of my eyelid’s.

So, Once again, this is Magic Mike Coffee saying...Live your dreams, and don’t let time rule your life, instead, buy a sledge hammer and get to work.

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